First you find an available boat
This one looks like a nice big boat
Then you need an experienced Captain
Or maybe a rookie will do
OK, we'll let Cap'n Bob Drive the boat instead
Now put out a spread of good food
Have a little champagne to drink
... a little more champagne perhaps
Maybe a drink (or 2) from the bar
Now we feelin' de party mood
Add in a beatiful singer
A lovely keyboard singer
Gots to have that funky bassman
An' someone to beat on de drum all day
Throw in a little strummin' guitar
A dash of shake, shake, shake yo' boootie
Now we gots de music goin'
So let's head out for the open sea
Or maybe hang in the harbor a bit
Everybody feelin' the music now
Then Suzie starts a singin'
Suzie likes to sing, sing, sing
Mark likes to play to the boats
Kevin likes to play wit de girls
Then the owner starts to dance
Now we gots the party started
Everybody dance, dance, dance
Everybody feelin' reeel good
Now this is my kinda partaay!
Oh no, can't be time to go already..
Please, Cap'n Bob, just one more time 'round the harbor
We don't wanna go home yet!